Saturday night quotes

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And without further ado, here are the funniest things I have recently heard uttered on a Saturday night:

• "Femme saoule au Vol de Nuit." -heard in a taxi, dispatcher speaking to driver
• "When he said something about 'releasing a new Terminator', I thought he was referring to the fart he was about to let rip," -Powell, about Sugar Daddy, while looking at movie poster
• "You cannot have a spontaneous rimjob." -C.E., while nibbling sushi
• "Um, about the coriander shrimp dumplings, could you tell me what's in those, please?" -Powell (obviously, although some of you are probably surprised that she didn't make the previous comment too)

Laissez les bon temps rouler!