How to pick up hot chicks

In the last few weeks, while going to work, I have had two spontaneous conversations with two adorable ladies. In both instances, the young women were total strangers to me and the conversation was sparked by the bag I was carrying - you know that sturdy shopping bag you get when you buy something at lululemon?

I think this may mean that lululemon bags are chick magnets, so single men, get yourself some of these shopping bags if you want to hook up with the ladies. I mean it. If I liked girls in that way, I could have scored big!

This technique could be more effective than a puppy - and you don't need to housetrain.