Facebook status lines again?

Because you kids keep coming back for more...

• Jerome is wondering why Toronto needs another hockey team. Doesn't the one suck enough?
• Jerome didn't know that Toronto had one hockey team.
  
• Jerome has an alibi for that night.
• Jerome went around the world in 12 clicks - thanks GoogleMaps!
• Jerome has a hankering for a hunk of cheese.
• Jerome is a little bit country, a little bit rock'n'roll.
• Jerome is gonna do it.
• Jerome is wearing his birthday suit. Wanna see it?
• Jerome needs a drinkie.

Oh, and I think I've figured out why so many people are Googling for status lines. With the new Facebook, friends can now leave comments on your status line. It's another functionality they've added for more interactivity. So the pressure is on to compose something chat-worthy!

Go ahead - push my Analytics through the roof and view more Facebook status lines here.