Sarcastic Facebook status lines

Feeling snarky? Want your Facebook friends to know? Enjoy...

• Pronger is a stone cold fox. Don't hate him...
• Pronger is too sexy for this shirt. So sexy it hurrrrts.
• Pronger is lalalaImnotlisteningtoyou!
• Pronger is cooler than you *sorry*.
• Pronger couldn't care less what you're doing right now.
• Pronger doesn't think you're funny.
• Pronger says, "If you want to know what I'm doing, call me!"
  
• Pronger thinks you should be grateful that you're his friend.
• Pronger eats guys like you for lunch.
• Pronger feels sorry for your mom.

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