- Staal is BLURGH!
- Staal is a dash of high school bitchy.
- Staal doesn't like hypothetical questions. It's like lying to your brain.
- Staal thinks your shoes are definitely bi-curious.
- Staal loves this [food item here] so much he wants to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
- Staal is a real good sex person.
- Staal is freaky-deaky.
- Staal, Beeper King.
- Staal has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today.
- Staal loved The Rural Juror.
- Staal needs more business juice.
Mwah-ha-ha! My Facebook status line supremacy lives on!
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