- Komisarek is hoping for a Festivus miracle this year!
- Komisarek is embarassed by [most hated Christmas character/item] and wants to know if the Jews will take him.
- Komisarek is bringing you gold, frankincense and some whup-ass!
- Komisarek is going to stuff your stocking good.
- Komisarek kicked an elf today.
- Komisarek just ate his own weight in Christmas cookies.
- Komisarek is going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink.
- Komisarek just ate Rudolph for lunch. With sauerkraut.
- Komisarek wants [name of sexy person] is his stocking this Christmas.
- Komisarek says "Happy Birthday Baby Jesus!"
12.19.2008
Christmas Facebook status lines
Why do most of these sound grumpy, rude, or dirty??
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Not all of them are rude, dirty, etc.
Some are cool.
Thank you, Zeba.
Please feel free to contribute some for New Years...
There are some more Christmas status updates at
http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/search/label/Christmas
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