I'm a web junkie

Hello, my name is Adriana Palanca and I am a Web junkie. My sins are as follows:

• I check my email every 28 seconds.
• I immediately Google all new people.
  
• I am currently embroiled in nine poke wars on Facebook.
• I get impatient when someone actually starts typing "www" in the URL window.
• I have been known to "take control" of the mouse when colleagues are moving too slowly (I'm sorry, Martino, mea culpa).
• I now say things like, "I can't get the RSS feed to work on Facebook. I've enabled all the automatic updates. Is the app a non-starter, or am I missing something?"

I don't think Hail Marys and Our Fathers will help on this one.