I dream of Tina

I love that I look like Tina Fey.

I never get tired of hearing it. It's high flattery in my world. Who wouldn't want to be compared to one of the funniest, most talented women on television? My dream is to be discovered and have TF ask me to be on an episode of 30 Rock written as a comedic spin-off of "Single White Female". Maybe I would take her Princess Leia action figure hostage. I wonder if they would make me a veggie dog on set? Would I be able to make out with Jason Sudeikis?

So when I watched season one on DVD, I was shocked/thrilled to discover that not only did Liz Lemon and I dress in ways similar - and sport similar glasses - but we also spoke in words similar.

Things that TF 's character have said that could have come out of my mouth OR

things said to TF's character that could have been said about me:

• "I hate the word 'lovers'. Unless it's between the words 'meat' and 'pizza'."
  
• Cerie "'Cause sometimes you have, like, food stains on your shirt and stuff. I just assumed that it was kids."
• "I'm gonna go talk to some food about this."
  
• Gray "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Look, I meant what I said earlier. You are a Hair, Liz Lemon. It's in our blood. Accept it. Embrace it."
• "Ah, well, it must be true if it's on the "Interweb."

I rest my case.