Miss/Mister

Anyone else notice that the word denoting an unmarried maiden is also a verb?

For example, Miss Adriana Palanca

It's more a directive than a statement. Are you people missing me out there? Don't make me come over there and whup you!

It's not as much fun with "Mister". There is the element of 'someone who mists'.

For example, Mister Clive Owen

But most people aren't going to assume that Clive's occupation is to keep vegetables in the grocery store dewy.

There's the whole rhyme with "Mister" and "missed her", but it doesn't work so well when you say it before a name.

Although I would like to think that Clive Owen misses me terribly and all the time.