- Jolie is in love with love.
- Jolie xoxo
- Jolie is smitten.
- Jolie is smitten with her kitten.
- Jolie only has eyes for you.
- Jolie loves her baby.
- Jolie hearts you.
- Jolie is your funny valentine.
For the bitter single people...
- Aniston has decided to marry her cat instead.
- Aniston is going out to buy more batteries.
- Aniston is wondering when Happy Divorce Day is coming around...
- Aniston thinks Valentine's Day sucks rocks.
- Aniston is. Perfectly. Happy. Being. Single. Thanks.
- Aniston says you can shove Valentine's Day where the sun don't shine.
- Aniston doesn't care about romance. She has her health!
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Mine are invariably along the lines of "[name] is certain the mailman stole all the hundreds of cards that should have arrived today but didn't"
I like your style, IR.
Looking forward to reading your blog.
Well, one of my "friends" (who's really more like some girl I haven't spoken to since grade 10) has had a rough time of her love life for the past couple of days (yup, these are all from the last 2 days). How do I know? And I quote...
Jane is wondering when, if ever?
Jane is about ready to make her own decision!
(Jane is listed as in a relationship and it's complicated.)
Jane wants answers........enough is enough!!!!
Jane is off the arena again today. I love my kids soooo much they are my world.
(Jane is listed as in a relationship.)
(Jane is no longer listed as in a relationship)
Jane is ready for whatever you decide but I do love you with all my heart and so do the kids.
(Jane is listed as in a relationship with Joe Boyfriend.)
Jane is not who she was, who she will be and according to some who she should be but I am who I am isn't that enough?!!
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I'm embarrassed for her!
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
And so which camp are you in?
Adriana has no Valentine *sigh*, but she remains hopeful.
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