1.01.2009

New year, same old pretension

Overheard in the Provigo
Trendy gay male: Where are you going for New Year's? We're going to a rave.
Trendy white female: I'm looking more for a reggae-old-style-dancehall kind of thing.

Comment: So who is more cool in this showdown?

Overheard at our office Christmas party
Unknown party crasher: Will any world music be coming on?
Drunk colleague: You don't like Justin Timberlake?
UPC: I can't ask a girl to dance unless it's world music.

Comment: Lonely, lonely man. Is that why you're crashing office parties?

2 comments:

Tha Connoisseur said...

On both accounts - WTF??!!

Eric Cote said...

I just can't get into that whole techno thing. It all sounds the same to me. I must be "old fashioned" that way!