More Facebook status lines

My Analytics are through the roof thanks to browsers seeking notable status lines for Facebook, with 6+ visitors daily redirected to my blog through Google.

And because I love traffic, here are some more status lines for your FB-ing pleasure:

• Ovechkin is having a no-pants day. Whee!
• Ovechkin knows what you've done and is not impressed.
  
• Ovechkin has a stapler and knows how to use it.
• Ovechkin is about to make his move...
• Ovechkin will kick your ass.
• Ovechkin is hung over. Make the monkeys stop dancing...
• Ovechkin will not ask you again.
• Ovechkin is very busy and important. Go away.
• Ovechkin has a sense of humour - it's your joke that wasn't funny.
• Ovechkin is accepting donations.

Oh, I've got a million of these... Check out more status lines here.