- Malkin vants to be alone.
- Malkin will be fine. Really. No need to worry.
- Malkin needs attention. Over here! Yes, I'm talking to you!
- Malkin is just going to stay at home all day. Alone. Sighing.
- Malkin thinks we need to talk.
- Malkin thinks you're marvelous!
- Malkin is finally feeling better.
- Malkin wants to talk to you about something.
- Malkin is a little smitten.
- Maklin has a little surprise for you.
They're cheapish, but they'll likely get results. You'll get much-needed attention... and my blog will get a much-needed traffic boost. Everyone wins!
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My favourite that I've written is "[name] is shot through the heart and you're to blame; you give bullet-proof vest makers a bad name"
Bon Jovi fan?
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