Obviously there's a need. And I intend to fill it.
Here is a random sampling of clever status lines that anyone can use on their FB profiles. Remember to replace 'Saku' with your own name, k?
- Saku is missing you.
- Saku thinks you're gorgeous.
- Saku is working on his spellink.
- Saku is around...
- Saku is the grandmaster of funk. Get down.
- Saku's heart is aflame.
- Saku is new and improved.
- Saku is enjoying the status quo.
- Saku is hungry. Feed me.
- Saku is All of the Above.*
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*Courtesy of Olivia C.
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6 comments:
"Saku" can't be new and improved.... If Saku is new, then there was no "previous" Saku to have "improved upon". Whereas if a previous Saku was "improved" then it obviously can't be "new".
My 0.02$
Thus the perfection of the status line. Most people aren't aware that the line "new and improved" is logically implausible.
It's ironic. Like a fly in your chardonnay, like.
Oh my goodness, I can't believe I made it! What an honour. I know last week's been kind of weak for me because of the whole "relationship status" fiasco. But I won't let you down, Palanca! Come Wednesday, I'll be back on my feet and ready to tell people even less about myself.
sweet!
Saku is a legend ;o)
the improvement is what makes it new....it is a different product than before...hence NEW...and improved..
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