Oh, I can better that ranking, baby. Step aside... here come ten more.
- Mats thinks you look good in 'dem jeans.
- Mats is mm'mmm'good!
- Mats is more than a feelin'...
- Mats thinks he can dance.
- Mats wants more taste, less filling.
- Mats is voting you off the island.
- Mats says, "Stop Facebooking! Go back to work!"
- Mats can hear the drums, Fernando...
- Mats is qualified to satisfy you.
- Mats is crispy on the outside, soft on the inside.
NB. To my loyal readers, please excuse my flagrant pandering to the Facebook-mob, but when there's a need, I must fill it. Blame it on my mother for making me into such a people pleaser (you still like me, right?).
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Ahemmm! Mats is honored that "you look good in 'dem jeans" made it to the list, but he dont remember being fully informed nor giving his unequivocal consent. ;)
Aha! But which Mats?
the ORIGINAL Mats, the one that got inspiration for that line from Eddie's Delirious.
I was referring to Mats Naslund - the original.
That Mats?
No no nooo. The source, the author: moi! You obviously borrowed that line from me. But thats okay, thats what writers do.
Sorry about that, James.
It was on accident.
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